The weather continues to be naff, the news here in UK is equally naff - so here is something which made me smile - I hope it does the same for others!
5 pearls of Irish wisdom to remember.
1. Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.
That made me smile!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend,
Sandie xx
I'm grinning ear to ear! Love them all.
ReplyDeleteYep, I'm smiling!
ReplyDeleteYes I am smiling and #4 is so right !
ReplyDeletecheers, parsnip
Ahh that definitely worked... look! SMILING :o) I've got a little bit of sunshine that seems set to stay for the next 10 mins...oooh hang on...no...it's gone. Have a great Friday!
ReplyDeleteWell done! Bought a smile to my grumpy morning face :-)
ReplyDeleteGot me smiling too!
ReplyDeleteAnd me.... smiling I mean. I can't decide which one I liked best but number 4 comes close. Enjoy your weekend.
ReplyDeleteexcellent just what i needed on this grey day!!
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Its always good to start the day with a chuckle. This post really made me smile...... especially number 4.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend.
Maggie X
Nuts in May
Nice one! Yes, I'm smiling :)
ReplyDeleteFabulous! Thank you - your dahlia (?) is gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteTwo and four....YUP, they're my favourites!
ReplyDeleteJane x
All very true in their own way. What would we do without the Irish?
ReplyDeleteMore like diamonds than pearls Denise - very funny. I think we all need cheering up.
ReplyDeletePerfect. Ibhope I can remember these
ReplyDeleteBetter smiley week next week.
ReplyDeleteI had a good laugh at these (because they're so true).
ReplyDeleteNice one!
ReplyDeleteThose are fun pearls of wisdom indeed! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
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